I really don’t have many  gripes with Yahoo except how can they publish This Shit. I mean this is basically just a passive aggressive woman looking for a divorce. I don’t think it should be published. However, I have taken the time to put here my retort.

1)Fair enough. But you better be taking a damn turn cutting the lawn, cleaning the gutters, changing the oil in the car, etc. once in a while.

2)No one is saying that being a homemaker is easy, but you don’t have a boss or clients to deal with. Besides this is totally contrary to point #10 if its okay for you to claim house work is equal to office work you don’t get a medal for doing it either.

3)Yes, yes you can get me some new snow tires. I need an alignment too.

4)Lady, I have no idea what the fuck “cougar” perfume is.

5)Stop getting into accidents then.

6)What kind of ungrateful doofus are you married to? Maybe this article should have been about your poor taste in men. Let’s presume that he went on about how great your shitty meal was… now the poor schlep has to eat that more frequently as it enters meal rotation.

7)Seriously, did you marry an 11 year old boy? Your husband sounds mentally challenged.

8)Yes, because women never run their mouths in public.

9)Well, you do have a boy haircut. http://tinyurl.com/ye3o85j

10)Seriously, just shut up and go make me a sandwich. see number 2.