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• #1 by Lester on September 11, 2008 - 3:36 pm

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  Good one! I like it alot

• #2 by DMAC on September 11, 2008 - 4:26 pm

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  A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, ‘How much for a beer?’ The bartender looks at him, and says ‘For you, no charge.’

  Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out in heaven, feeling rather bored, so Pascal suggests a game of hide and seek. Einstein is chosen to be it, and he covers his eyes and counts as Newton and Pascal go to hide. Einstein reaches 60 and opens his eyes only to discover Newton standing right there out in the open.

  Einstein goes over to him and says, “What are you doing? You are supposed to hide. You made it too easy for me to find you, Isaac.”

  Newton points to the ground at his feet, and Einstein looks down to see there is a square drawn on the ground, one meter to a side. Newton is standing inside this square.

  “You haven’t found Newton,” he says, and smiles smugly, confident in his victory.

  Physics professor has been doing an experiment, and has worked out an emphirical equation that seems to explain his data. He asks the math professor to look at it.
  A week later, the math professor says the equation is invalid. By then, the physics professor has used his equation to predict the results of further experiments, and he is getting excellent results, so he asks the math professor to look again.

  Another week goes by, and they meet once more. The math professor tells the physics professor the equation does work, “But only in the trivial case where the numbers are real and positive.”

• #3 by DMAC on September 11, 2008 - 4:27 pm

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  sorry 3 jokes 2 r ez. 1 not so much

• #4 by Tobi on September 12, 2008 - 1:29 pm

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  Yay! Geeks! I love you guys.

  I’ve been excited about Hadron for about a decade now. I’m looking forward to hearing if they discover new particles or particle behavior that can explain the completely confounding parts of string theory… or even unify a couple of forces. We don’t even need all four unified. Just one or two would be nice (come on, stong nuclear and weak nuclear, why can’t we all just get along?)

  Denis, those jokes crack me up. I’ve always loved that one “for you, no charge”. Ahhhh…hahah!

• #5 by Lester on September 16, 2008 - 5:33 am

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  Not the world but it looks like it has destroyed the stock market. “sniff”

• #6 by DMAC on September 16, 2008 - 7:37 am

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  Can you say ‘global economic collapse’? sing it with me children; “it’s only just begun…”

  Three of the top five investment banking firms have run into trouble this year. you tell me what happens when business are unable to access capital to grow? This economy reminds me of “weekend at bernie’s” instead of Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman, it’s Bernake and Paulson.

  Two morons. One corpse. And the plot thickens…

• #7 by Lester on September 16, 2008 - 9:37 am

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  I’m worried about the AIG collapse and how it will affect the greater Hartford area. I will feel a direct impact, kid of like being a restaurant in between the two Schwab buildings. yeesh

• #8 by DMAC on September 16, 2008 - 11:20 am

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  Up next WAMU… in 5, 4, 3, 2, …

• #9 by Tobi on September 18, 2008 - 12:20 pm

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  Jim Kramer sums up my thoughts on the economic meltdown.

• #10 by Tobi on September 18, 2008 - 12:22 pm

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  …uhh, my video wouldn’t embed, so here’s a link.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWksEJQEYVU

• #11 by Aaron on September 18, 2008 - 2:28 pm

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• #12 by Aaron on September 18, 2008 - 2:30 pm

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  I’ll have to check, but I’m pretty sure the HTML allowed in the Comments is a very small subset.